The Next Generation: Season 1, Episode 3

Drunk Factor: 4

In this week’s episode, the crew of the Enterprise is infected with a virus that makes everyone act drunk; unsurprisingly, the Drunk Trek cast can relate! Join us, as we: find out how fully functional Data is, discuss Picard and Crusher’s great unrequited love, and watch as Wesley nearly blows everyone up, for the first, but definitely not last, time!

The Original Series: Season 1, Episode 4

Drunk Factor: Impulse

We’re back from our long holiday hiatus! In (dis)honor of St. Valentine’s day, our theme this month is “Weird Sex Stuff”. Star Trek has a long history of weird sexy episodes, so we’ll start with this Original Series gem “The Naked Time”!

In this episode, we discover that there’s not actually that much weird sex stuff in this episode, that hazmat suits have seriously regressed in the future, and that time travel is really no big deal. Enjoy!

We’re not dead, we’re just caught in the Nexus that is late-December/early-January. Regular updates will resume February 5th, though were hoping to have a bonus item or two added in the mean time.

Until then, Drink Long and Prosper!

-Amanda, Chris, and Matt

The Original Series: Season 2, Episode 7

Drunk Factor: 9

We drunkenly cross the finish line with this month’s theme of holiday episodes with the classic Star Trek Halloween episode “Catspaw”! This week Chris inexplicably (drunkenly) develops a terrible accent, we play a game of Fuck/Marry/Kill, and we express our love for cats.

The Original Series: Season 1, Episode 7

Drunk Factor: 4

We continue to get drunk with the holidays with Episode Two of our “Holiday Episode”-themed block of episodes, “Charlie X”! In this episode: we see (and can’t un-see) Kirk’s dick, we ponder the rules of Space Chess, and we discuss our love of reptiles…

Deep Space Nine: Season 3, Episode 10

Drunk Factor: Impulse

This week we kick off our Holiday Themed block of Episodes with the Deep Space Nine episode “Fascination”!  On this episode we explore the subtext between Bashir and O’Brien, get frustrated with O’Brien and Keiko, and are horrified by Bashir and Kira’s make-out techniques…

Enterprise: Season 3, Episode 11

Drunk Factor: drunk.

Our theme this month is Time Travel! This week we watch our first Enterprise episode and the last in our time travel series, “Carpenter Street.” Our drunk selves are barely able to handle it; but we manage to discuss our disappointment with the Quantum Leap finale, Chris proves that he knows nothing about dogs, and we discover Scott Bakula’s secret identity…

Deep Space Nine: Season 5, Episode 6

Drunk Factor: 7

Our theme this month is Time Travel! This week we check out the Star Trek 30th Anniversary episode of Deep Space Nine “Trials and Tribble-lations.” We discover the trouble with using tribbles as explosive devices, discuss the finer points of distinction between a trill and a symbiote, and find out Dr. Bashir’s desire to keep it in the family…

Castillo eats shits like you for breakfast.

The Next Generation: Season 3, Episode 15

Drunk Factor: 5.

This month our theme is Time Travel! Darken the bridge lights, because we’re going to a dark alternate present with this week’s episode “Yesterday’s Enterprise!” In this episode we drunkenly babble about our love for Tasha Yar, our feelings about Wesley Crusher, and the surprising nipple benefits of the Starfleet uniforms…